Zero!

Kenny is always busy lately. Everyone tries to keep an eye on him or he gets into stuff. I asked him this morning if he needed a new diaper and he told me, "no, no, no." The older kids had him saying Zero over and over for some reason and they got him to yell, "Amen" when the missionaries were over for dinner.

The sun will come out tomorrow

Mary exclaimed while she was watching Annie, "That girl looks like me!"

It's a tie

The boys wore new white shirts and ties to church today. The red and black tie came with Kenny's 2t outfit and the yellow and blue came with Adam's size 6. Jon wanted to know why Kenny needed two ties. Since Adam played with his tie through church and Primary, nobody probably noticed that it only went down 3/4 way down his shirt.

The winner

Patrick's Trails West Elementary 5th grade math team took 3rd place in their division at the district math competition. I think he should wear his medal to school on Monday like Napoleon Dynamite. Good Job !and on a Saturday, when he usually likes to let his brain rot.

Eeples and Benenes

He likes to eat, eat, eat....

If there is a Ken, there is a way

I found Kenny in the sink yesterday but all the chairs that he could move into the kitchen were on the dining room table. Yeah, it looks like a burn unit needs to be on standby. Great.

It's in the bag

Tonight I went to a white elephant gift exchange. One the gifts was a Victoria Secret bag filled with shopping bags and a note by Joni Howard. I did not get this gift (I got salad bowls) but I so need it.

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