Is your life dull?
Does your day consist of boring chores, dirty diapers, unappreciative people or lousy co-workers?
Are you a one-stop Walmart shopper?
Well, your life is about to change!! Pour out (onto the floor) the contents of the beautiful pink bag and watch out, you’re about to experience instant wonderfulness!!
You are now the proud owner of the one and only, unique, never seen before
BAG – O – BAGS Platinum Collection.
(Receipts are a bonus!)
Not one of these BAG – O – BAGS is the same.
Now you can keep your sorry life a secret and put on the façade of a lifetime. Friends will delight that you have gone “green” and what better way to recycle your bags than to do it with style.
Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich? Who needs to know about your uncreative choice of lunch when you pack it up in a Chipotle bag!
Can’t afford organic? Who’s going to know when you bring it home in a SUNFLOWER bag!
Returning dishes to a friend? Why not put them in a GAP bag, no one will know you have a “gap” in your budget and never shop there anyway.
Visiting Teaching treat? Bake your own treat but deliver it in a Panera bag, they’ll think you spent a mint on them!
Gotta make a return at Walmart? Bring in your returns in a Tilly’s, American Eagle, Buckle, Express or Abercrombie bag – let them assume this is really quite an inconvenience for you to have to step into Walmart!
Never traveled outside of Aurora, Colorado – who needs to know!! With the Tokyo Disney, BYU, Vail Resort, M&M World and Macey’s Grocers bags you’ll have everyone fooled into thinking you spend more time abroad than at home.
The BAG-O-BAGS Platinum Collection has a money back guarantee, so if you aren’t getting the results you expected we’ll send you the
BIG BLACK TRASH-O BAG
to put your BAG-O-BAGS Platinum Collection in and you can go back to same old, same old, life as usual.
Does your day consist of boring chores, dirty diapers, unappreciative people or lousy co-workers?
Are you a one-stop Walmart shopper?
Well, your life is about to change!! Pour out (onto the floor) the contents of the beautiful pink bag and watch out, you’re about to experience instant wonderfulness!!
You are now the proud owner of the one and only, unique, never seen before
BAG – O – BAGS Platinum Collection.
(Receipts are a bonus!)
Not one of these BAG – O – BAGS is the same.
Now you can keep your sorry life a secret and put on the façade of a lifetime. Friends will delight that you have gone “green” and what better way to recycle your bags than to do it with style.
Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich? Who needs to know about your uncreative choice of lunch when you pack it up in a Chipotle bag!
Can’t afford organic? Who’s going to know when you bring it home in a SUNFLOWER bag!
Returning dishes to a friend? Why not put them in a GAP bag, no one will know you have a “gap” in your budget and never shop there anyway.
Visiting Teaching treat? Bake your own treat but deliver it in a Panera bag, they’ll think you spent a mint on them!
Gotta make a return at Walmart? Bring in your returns in a Tilly’s, American Eagle, Buckle, Express or Abercrombie bag – let them assume this is really quite an inconvenience for you to have to step into Walmart!
Never traveled outside of Aurora, Colorado – who needs to know!! With the Tokyo Disney, BYU, Vail Resort, M&M World and Macey’s Grocers bags you’ll have everyone fooled into thinking you spend more time abroad than at home.
The BAG-O-BAGS Platinum Collection has a money back guarantee, so if you aren’t getting the results you expected we’ll send you the
BIG BLACK TRASH-O BAG
to put your BAG-O-BAGS Platinum Collection in and you can go back to same old, same old, life as usual.
That is awesome!
ReplyDeleteDid you re-create the text, or did you get it from the lady who made it?
And where did she get all of the bags?!?
After the party I asked her to e-mail me the letter. She said that her daughter is an advid shopper and most of them are from her travels. It was a really cool bag o bags.
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome.
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