7x7

My brother Chris borrowed some camping stuff for the weekend. When he was here Jonathan told him that when the Malmkids moved out, they would definitely send their kids back to me (Grandma). Chris said that would be like 7x7= 49 grandkids. I decided it would be like this:

1. Jonathan's 7 little ones would all have red hair (like him) run around reciting PI (like he does) and would be solving their Rubicks' cubes (I know what to get them for Christmas).

2. Megan's 7 little ones would pester me to do jobs (Granny can I clean the kitchen? oh dear if you must), they would play instruments and read lots and lots of books (I know what to get them for Christmas.)

3. Patrick's 7 will be playing jokes on all the other kids, will make use of the squirt guns they bring, will make much music with their armpit farting, legpit farting and earfarting, and will eat lots of candy. (Toothbrushes for Christmas?)

4. Kelly's little olive-skinned darlings will constantly ask to go on many walks with Mike, boss everyone and everything around and quote Hannah Montana episodes, they will probably all be tattle tales, (but, Gran, it's not tattling if it is the truth! they will cry.)

5. Adam's children will all have different super hero suits on. We'll have to watch out for the one in the villian suit.

6. Mary Dotes children will cover their faces whenever anyone looks at them. They'll constantly yell to eat "CEREAL" and only give in if they get to play with bubbles or puzzles. They all will probably be vegetarians.

7. Kenneth's, hmmm, all of them bald, chubby and quick to smile. They will keep everyone up during the night and expect everyone to be quiet while they sleep during the day.